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106 The One With the Butt

106 The One With the Butt

[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]
Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there’s Joey’s picture! This is so exciting!
Chandler: You can always spot someone who’s never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom…
Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y’know, it’s not just Freud, it’s Freud!(The lights dim.) (more…)

105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent

105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent

[Scene: Central Perk, all six are there.]
Monica: Would you let it go? It’s not that big a deal.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It’s amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there’s one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I’m concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up. (more…)

104 The One With George Stephanopoulos

103 The One With the Thumb

103 The One With the Thumb

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi!
Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how’d it go?
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said ‘We should do this again!’ (more…)

102 The One With the Sonogram at the End

102 The One With the Sonogram at the End

[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]
Monica: What you guys don’t understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!…….Y’serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. (more…)

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There’s nothing to tell! He’s just some guy I work with!
Joey: C’mon, you’re going out with the guy! There’s gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.? So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.) (more…)